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#Toledo

- March 15 -

Toledo, Ohio is one of the few places in the world where a boy can become a man: literally. For a buffalo nickel and firm handshake, Mick Vickmann at Harrison Ford (a used Ford dealership located at the corner of Harrison and DeMoyne) will take you behind the Ford dealership and lift up a tarp which covers a small door. Behind that small door is a foul smelling corridor, it’s acrid fumes penetrating even the very smallest of nasal pores, causing one to wretch and convulse under the dire and eerie smell of the long, narrow corridor. At the end of the corridor lays another door, and behind this door is a small man in a large jacket. He will ask you three questions, and two of them you will answer with lies. Upon answering the third question truthfully you will have to defeat him in a sword fight to the death. Take his yellow key and replenish your mana in the glowing stream of knowledge. After your health is full, a crow will appear and mock you for your bloodline and heritage. Behind him is another door, which you shall open and once through, you shall emerge a man.  Toledo. 

Toledo, Ohio is one of the few places in the world where a boy can become a man: literally. For a buffalo nickel and firm handshake, Mick Vickmann at Harrison Ford (a used Ford dealership located at the corner of Harrison and DeMoyne) will take you behind the Ford dealership and lift up a tarp which covers a small door. Behind that small door is a foul smelling corridor, it’s acrid fumes penetrating even the very smallest of nasal pores, causing one to wretch and convulse under the dire and eerie smell of the long, narrow corridor. At the end of the corridor lays another door, and behind this door is a small man in a large jacket. He will ask you three questions, and two of them you will answer with lies. Upon answering the third question truthfully you will have to defeat him in a sword fight to the death. Take his yellow key and replenish your mana in the glowing stream of knowledge. After your health is full, a crow will appear and mock you for your bloodline and heritage. Behind him is another door, which you shall open and once through, you shall emerge a man. 

Toledo. 

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  1. catmansmuckers reblogged this from travelin and added:
    much like Ned wrote it.
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