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#Hoboken

- April 1 -

Hoboken is also America’s leading supplier of Methadone, the popular local treat that comes in a small paper cup. It’s about enough to stave off your cravings for heroin, but then again, what isn’t? Shit, brother, have you tried the Quizno’s Cold Turkey method? It’s exactly what you think it is. A cold turkey sandwich instead of heroin. I swear to God it works.  Listen, Brother, you don’t look like the kind of guy that needs this kind of stuff. I’ve got some reaaaaaaaal Hydromorphone pills - synthetic H, am I right, hombre? Look, just pull into the McDonald’s parking lot and I’ll meet you there in - what - half an hour? My name’s Craig, by the way. You got a match? I lost my lighter. This jacket, man. This fucking jacket. I slept underneath this fucking thing since ‘98, man. Hell I love livin’ out here. When was the last time you ever work up with the sun, eh brother? I like you. You’re a good guy. This’ll all be $60, by the way. Can you drive me to a payphone, brother? Thanks, brother. 

Hoboken is also America’s leading supplier of Methadone, the popular local treat that comes in a small paper cup. It’s about enough to stave off your cravings for heroin, but then again, what isn’t? Shit, brother, have you tried the Quizno’s Cold Turkey method? It’s exactly what you think it is. A cold turkey sandwich instead of heroin. I swear to God it works. 

Listen, Brother, you don’t look like the kind of guy that needs this kind of stuff. I’ve got some reaaaaaaaal Hydromorphone pills - synthetic H, am I right, hombre? Look, just pull into the McDonald’s parking lot and I’ll meet you there in - what - half an hour? My name’s Craig, by the way. You got a match? I lost my lighter. This jacket, man. This fucking jacket. I slept underneath this fucking thing since ‘98, man. Hell I love livin’ out here. When was the last time you ever work up with the sun, eh brother? I like you. You’re a good guy. This’ll all be $60, by the way. Can you drive me to a payphone, brother? Thanks, brother. 

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