Travelin'

- April 26 -

Paris France remains a very popular destination for gamblers. Outside of the Eiffel Tower, gypsies stand alongside the sidewalk with cards emblazoned with pictures and contact info of sexy ladies who want to get with you. To ensure that you are aware of the offer, the gypsies have been instructed to thwack the cards against their hands as you pass, and hold them out to you confidently.   Do not ever, ever call the numbers on those gypsy cards.   Once inside of Paris France, you are welcome to play many games of chance. Should you happen to win at them (“les craps” for example), you should exclaim, as is custom, “Arc de Triomphe!” (translation: I have won!)   Also, if you choose to stay in Paris, the third night is frequently free, and you may also find yourself with complimentary access to the buffet, featuring such amazing French dishes as “sliders,” “poppers,” and “chicken wings” (also known as “cuisine”).   Paris is conveniently located across the street from Rome.

Paris France remains a very popular destination for gamblers. Outside of the Eiffel Tower, gypsies stand alongside the sidewalk with cards emblazoned with pictures and contact info of sexy ladies who want to get with you. To ensure that you are aware of the offer, the gypsies have been instructed to thwack the cards against their hands as you pass, and hold them out to you confidently.

 

Do not ever, ever call the numbers on those gypsy cards.

 

Once inside of Paris France, you are welcome to play many games of chance. Should you happen to win at them (“les craps” for example), you should exclaim, as is custom, “Arc de Triomphe!” (translation: I have won!)

 

Also, if you choose to stay in Paris, the third night is frequently free, and you may also find yourself with complimentary access to the buffet, featuring such amazing French dishes as “sliders,” “poppers,” and “chicken wings” (also known as “cuisine”).

 

Paris is conveniently located across the street from Rome.

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